Actual people who have been in space on this channel.
Obtuse Interviewer: “Why did you want to be a cosmonaut?”
Cosmonaut: “Do you know why Columbus went to America?” <—Russian-est answer ever
Obtuse interviewer: “No. Why?”
Cosmonaut [beat as he struggles to answer]: “Because… because all time, people will look at stars, even two thousand years before they’ve done it, and they… they will do it in thousand years after our life. Because people are interested in world which is around us, of course.”
WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS?