And now for something completely different: Karl Rove, the blithering tactical idiot who played a key role in the waging of three hilariously unwinnable wars, one on an emotional state called “terror,” thinks comedian Stephen Colbert is too angry. This is a thing I would not have believed if I had not read it myself, but there you have it.
Mind you, if Karl Rove said the sky was blue, I would run outside to check, but this is a particularly egregious lie even for someone who has made a career of projecting his flaws onto other people.
But to show you I’m not biased, here is a video of Karl Rove freaking out on election night 2012 as all his hopes and dreams die in a terrible fire:
..and here is a .gif of Colbert kissing two kittens for as long as you can stand to watch.
The Sidereal Daily Mentioner: I report. You shut up.